About Us

Hi, I’m the human behind The Zoomie Club.

I started this shop for a simple reason: I was tired of choosing between "ugly neon toys that ruin my home decor" and "aesthetic, expensive products that my pet destroys in 3 minutes". I wanted both. I wanted stuff that looks good in my house but can actually survive a serious case of the midnight zoomies.

That’s why you won’t find thousands of random products here. Instead, you’ll find a curated list of essentials that I’ve actually tested, loved, and approved for my own four-legged family.

Our Philosophy is Simple:

• Style: Because pet gear should look like furniture, not eyesores.
• Fun: Toys that actually keep them entertained (so you can take a break).
• Safety First: No weird chemicals.

We pick every item like we’re picking it for our own pet. Thanks for trusting us with yours.

Give your furbaby a belly rub for me!